HOW TO GET GIRLS

officialtuxedo:

1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow

2. Send it to the girl you like

3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”

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posted 2 hours ago with 1,301 notes (originally from officialtuxedo)

lychgate:

as i m uploading this, i just realised i made dorito face say nibbles instead of nipples, typo aside, i think this week is a pretty solid comic

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posted 4 hours ago with 9,534 notes (originally from lychgate)
#lol #nsfw

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posted 11 hours ago with 191,127 notes (originally from sandandglass)

pushinuproses:

atopfourthwall:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

This is hilarious.

This need to happen more often with comic art.

See, I KNEW it was an alien!  Totally an alien.  You can tell by the neck…thing…

posted 11 hours ago with 41,995 notes (originally from stunningpicture)

shadyoaks:

 

tiny-librarian:

Outfits worn by the future Oscar I of Sweden and Josephine of Leuchtenberg at their 1823 wedding.

Source

 

She was 16 at the time of their wedding; he was 24.

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posted 11 hours ago with 359 notes (originally from tiny-librarian)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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posted 23 hours ago with 321,452 notes (originally from stinson)

sully-s:

Egyptian Mermaid 

(via ofools)

posted 1 day ago with 23,658 notes (originally from sully-s)
#mermaid

peace-love-hippieness:

BeautiFULLL I NEED

omg i want all of these

but it’s so hard to find pretty rings that fit my fat fingers

(Source: pinterest.com, via pronfairy)

posted 1 day ago with 133,512 notes (originally from gypsylolita)
#the struggle

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via beggars-opera)

posted 1 day ago with 237,652 notes (originally from verswayze)

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

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posted 1 day ago with 286,668 notes (originally from dogwithhat)

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