ellev: suicideblonde: bohemea: Tips to being a Continental Jon Hamm: Trade in the scotch or bottle of brewsky for what appears to be a well mixed cocktail with a classy swizzle stick. Be single. Date beautiful younger women. Don’t talk about it. Pay lots of attention to your male co-stars at events. Think Ewan McGregor in the late 90s. Trust that the suit coat/Converse combo works. Leave the baseball cap at home. In fact, don’t own any baseball caps. Smoke. Unapologetically. Always carry a wry smile. Keep it on you, even after your 8th cocktail. Follow the instructions given by Ian McKellen (who is the Continental Patrick Stewart): Keep it secret, keep it safe. And there you have it, mix equal parts Jon Hamm sass & European class & you’ve got yourself a Fass. QUITE CLASSY, SENOR SASSY SASSY FASSY. Fucking hell, sir. You just… you just need to stop. You’re ruining all other men for me. 

ellev:

suicideblonde:

bohemea:

Tips to being a Continental Jon Hamm:

  • Trade in the scotch or bottle of brewsky for what appears to be a well mixed cocktail with a classy swizzle stick.
  • Be single. Date beautiful younger women. Don’t talk about it.
  • Pay lots of attention to your male co-stars at events. Think Ewan McGregor in the late 90s.
  • Trust that the suit coat/Converse combo works. Leave the baseball cap at home. In fact, don’t own any baseball caps.
  • Smoke. Unapologetically.
  • Always carry a wry smile. Keep it on you, even after your 8th cocktail. Follow the instructions given by Ian McKellen (who is the Continental Patrick Stewart): Keep it secret, keep it safe.

And there you have it, mix equal parts Jon Hamm sass & European class & you’ve got yourself a Fass.

QUITE CLASSY, SENOR SASSY

SASSY FASSY.

Fucking hell, sir. You just… you just need to stop. You’re ruining all other men for me. 

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